elf: Strongbow from EQ Hidden Years (Facepalm)
elf ([personal profile] elf) wrote in [community profile] ebooks 2011-04-07 02:53 pm (UTC)

That can't be right; everyone knows that if pro authors go on strike, we will all run out of reading material immediately.

Plz to ignore AO3 and ff.net; those aren't writing. Or, wait, those aren't books. Downloadable-as-ebooks doesn't count. Because, aahm, you didn't pay for it.

Or, no, if illegal downloading isn't stopped, the authors and publishers, known for their incredible political power, will rise up and seize computers all over the world and monitor every action on the internet, and close all libraries and bookstores, to prevent ALL READING OF BOOKS EVERYWHERE, until their demands are met.

(I really have no idea what SJae meant. There's some hint of "if you don't pay us properly, we'll take our toys and go away," which, um, is only a useful threat if there aren't eight zillion free toys being provided by someone else.)

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