He followed it with, "The $3.99 kindle reader is probably downloading a copies of Moby Dick thinking he’s snagged a free erotic thriller."

He has a writing blog, about how to write to get published. Somehow, I don't think I'll be taking his advice, if he thinks readers on a budget can't tell the difference between classics of literature and cheap porn.

I wouldn't want anyone to mistake my cheap porn for a literary classic, after all.